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Post by oddeyes on Jul 26, 2020 22:29:50 GMT
Castor gets a surge of energy, and is able to side step both attacks. The angry ant goes on a rampage to take out multiple enemies.
Hustle Iron head AC 2 vs I|lQkoUn1d20-2 DMG: 2d6+33 steel phys Iron Head Flinches the target on 15+.
Crunch AC 2 vs 1d20-2 DMG: 2d8+35 dark phys Crunch lowers the target’s Defense by -1 CS on 17+.
Random: 1d201d20-2·2d6+33·1d20-2·2d8+35·1d20
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Post by ventix on Jul 26, 2020 22:35:35 GMT
Omnoms is getting real sick of all the stars! He goes in to attack the last non-grey Zubat!
Omnoms used Dragon Claw! AC 2 vs cWHP8fZr1d20 Damage: 3d8+46 Random: 1d201d20·3d8+46·1d20
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 3:16:44 GMT
The attacks land, and the last Zubat goes grey, causing them all to faint. There's a long pause, and then your pokemon blink, and suddenly they are back up! Another second, and they double. And again. And again. And then they start appearing in the sealed room Gwen and Yue were in, and doubling again. The room is filled with screeches of glitchy Zubats, doubling and doubling, and Yue and Gwen almost can't breathe. And then... And then Yue finds herself somewhere else. Her eyes almost go blind from being in a really darkened room and now in a fairly lit one. It takes a second for her to register what's in the room, but she finds that she's on some sort of tv set. The set itself is what looks like a fancy home office with an ornate chair, but the wall is covered in posters of episodes of 'The glitch zone'. In fact... didn't Yue see this way back in the original timeline? Wait... she wasn't there for that. How does she know that... It almost seems like a memory has been taken from someone and put in her mind- Gwen! Where was she? Yue looks around and finds that in the actual technical portion of the set, behind the cameras was Gwen's chair, and Gwen herself on a couch, asleep. "Don't worry, she's fine."Whipping around, Yue finds that the once-empty chair is now occupied! By what she 'remembers' is the host of the show. She has her legs crossed, one foot casually bouncing in the air. She smiles and waves. "Sup, Yue? This has been a long time coming. You can call me Missy!"
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 3:23:25 GMT
"Hi Missy my name is-Wait you already know my name! Well now what I'm supposed to do? Introduction don't work if I can't introduce myself!" Yue says pouting. It doesn't last long though, anger rarely does with Yue but this time it's because she realized something. "Oh yeah! I was naked before! I should fix that!" She says, looking down.
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 3:45:10 GMT
Yue actually finds herself in a very comfy outfit. It's actually a long sweater, but with no sleeves... and no back?
"Oh yeah sorry. I figured we couldn't have a proper conversation if you were lacking clothes, so I decided to use my powers to put some on you. Feel free to keep that, give your girlfriend a heart attack with it. I'm sure she'd like that. Oh! Speaking of..."
She jumps up out of her chair and skips over to Gwen. She snaps her fingers, and suddenly there's an electronic keycard on a chain, that she puts on Gwen's neck.
"She's not like you or I... she can't be awake in this dimension or she'll go insane. And we don't need that, do we? So we'll send her to your friends with a small message, and they can move on, and you'll join them later."
She snaps her fingers again, and suddenly Gwen (Who was also re-clothed) vanishes from the room.
"Not fair for her to be sleepy-time the whole conversation you and I gotta have, right?"
At this point Yue notices that Missy is really fast talking, like she's a shady car salesman or someone trying to sell 'miracle elixir' in days past. She turns back to Yue.
"You are right, though. I did rob you of an intro. So how about this. We introduce ourselves... fully."
That bit feels like it's meant to be more than a last name.
"I'll go first. 'Missy' is what I prefer, but I have a few different names given to me (If you believe the conspiracy theorists)... But, my 'proper' name is the legendary being known as Missingno."
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 3:53:30 GMT
"Hi Missingno! My name's Yue Ravenbrandt and I'm some kind of Lugia! I mean, there's some time shenanigans going on and I think I remember something about how I'm not supposed to exist anymore, but other than that, yeah a Lugia! Anyways, it's nice to meet you!" Yue says with her usual cheery smile.
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 4:07:56 GMT
Missy smiles back.
"Been a long time coming but it's good to actually meet you! I've been waiting, but I couldn't get you here until there was corruption high enough for me to drag you out!"
She gives a big smile back.
"And as far as I'm concerned, you 'are' Lugia. That legendary power is why you and ONLY you can be here in my realm without losing your mind! Isn't that great?!"
Yue blinks and suddenly she's behind the desk, sitting in what she can only assume is Missy's chair. Missy is layed out on the desk itself, sitting up and lording over Yue.
"Nice, huh? Alright, now to get to business. Why do you think I brought you here in the first place? I'm sure you got some ideas."
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 4:11:04 GMT
"Is it because you want a hug? You look very huggable and from what you've said you've been alone for a long time."
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 4:14:20 GMT
She's silent for a moment before sliding to the edge of the table and shrugs.
"Yeah ok bring it in."
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 4:14:56 GMT
Yue gives Missy a hug. It is very warm and soft.
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 4:24:31 GMT
She hugs for a moment before letting go.
"Alright, that's enough. Your attractive but I'm into more non-euclidian nightmare entities from beyond the veil."
She sighs audibly and looks listful.
"I miss him..."
She shakes it off and sits back up.
"Anyway! I was thinking more... oh I don't know... the fucked up world, why you technically don't exist anymore... although it looked like you fixed that so nice. The big obelisks coming to murder you and your friends, the glitchy nightmares after you... anything like that ring a bell or do I have to spell it out?"
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 4:26:08 GMT
"Oh you mean you actually know what that's all about? Yay! I've been so confused about all that stuff!" Yue says, looking forward to Story Time with Missy.
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 5:16:36 GMT
Missy lands on Yue's lap, and snaps her fingers, summoning a huge book outta nowhere.
"I heard 'story time' in your brain, so lets do that!"
She stops before she opens it, and looks at Yue.
"Ok lets first start with how I'm involved. So! You know Arceus, right? Creator of all and whatnot? Yeah he's gone. Poof. Vanished. No trace."
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 16:08:12 GMT
"That sounds bad. Is it bad?"
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Post by lichlord on Jul 27, 2020 17:32:56 GMT
Missy looks at Yue funny.
"Well... yeah! It's pretty fucking bad! I mean the ultimate creator just flipping vanished! Hell that's why I'm here..."
She flips open the book so Yue can see.
"Let's start at the beginning. My beginning."
The book begins animating, and Yue sees what looks like a dark landscape where nightmarish creatures are roaming back and forth.
"This is what the world used to look like before you guys. Before Arceus came and re-did it. I mean I would know... cause it was mine."
She seems a little remourseful mentioning this, but she continues, and the images change to just the dark landscape, devoid of life.
"But... turns out... I'm not great at the whole creator thing. Let's just say violent nightmare creatures don't get along."
She clears her throat, and continues back in her chipper way.
"So ages later, the big goat arrives, and creates your world. Cool, right? But when he started creating pokemon, he started working on the Evolution line of Marowak, there was supposed to have a Kengaskhan at the end of that, with a missing link even before Cubone. But Arceus then found that even he doesn't have complete control. The world rejected this idea, and split them, causing the first ever glitch. That's where he found little ol me, hiding in what was left of my world all by my lonesome. He was like 'Oh hey another being like me' and I was like 'Sup weirdo' and he was like 'Come to my world out of your lonliness' and I was like 'Sure, as long as I get cookies.' and then he created the world's first cookies. At least that's how I remember it."
She sets the book down on the counter, still propped up.
"He was nice enough, at least. He was a little too stiff of a person, though, didn't really like fun. But he let me make some things in this world, and has been teaching me some creator tips so if I ever wanted to try again I have some better ideas. But here's where this gets important... He did ask me if anything ever happened to him, I would need to watch after his creation. I told him he was nuts, but he insisted I was the only one he trusted to do this. Not even any of the other legendaries. They might be mad if they would know I existed. Regardless, the day before you started your time in Pallet, I tried to reach out to him. I was like 'Hey goat face lets hang' and he was all like '...' because he was gone! Just completely gone! I went to where he makes his home and didn't see any sign of him, but the second I reached his throne, I got connected to you six- Or... seven? Six and a half?"
She pulls up a screen of what looks like people chatting on a dark grey screen and scrolls through thousands of messages insanely quickly, and then closes it.
"Raven's both. Ok, we'll go with that. Six and a half. But yeah I've been spying on you since, and you in particular I knew I'd need your help."
She stops and looks at Yue, and makes a pouty face.
"You would trust me, right? You don't think a cute but messed up and broken creator entity sitting in your lap would do something to Arceus, would you?"
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Post by ventix on Jul 27, 2020 17:51:07 GMT
"Well if he gave you cookies, I don't see any reason why you'd wanna hurt him! By the way, you said you made some things...Which one of you are responsible for the Goomy's typing? Because that's been bugging me since I learned about it."
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Post by lichlord on Jul 28, 2020 3:03:03 GMT
"As far as I'm aware, that's ol goat face who made that. He may have let some of his other legendaries make it, though. I'm not sure."
She does seem to cheer up when Yue trusts her.
"I'm glad ya trust me or else I got nobody on my side. Cause I 'tried' to bug Mew about this, before the reset and... it didn't end well. She went out of her way to try to fight me, even recruiting her clone brother. They both were on me when you guys found that glitch storm that called the reset."
She realizes something.
"Oh shit that's right I didn't explain that! Haha, your in for a fucking doozy. So y'know, in stories, there's always like a big bad guy or something that is behind everything? Yeah... you guys don't got that. Reality itself is trying to kill you. Like... for real though. Existence itself is like 'lol nope those six and a half aren't cool, kill em'."
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Post by ventix on Jul 28, 2020 3:17:26 GMT
"Oh. I'm sorry Mr. Reality doesn't like us. Is there anything we can do to change his mind?"
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Post by lichlord on Jul 28, 2020 3:36:50 GMT
"Oh it's not a person Yue. Like... the basic laws of the universe and everything in it want you dead. Here you know what-"
She taps a knuckle against Yue's forehead, and suddenly some of that Ravenbrant learning comes bubbling back up. She now knows that Missy is literally talking about Existence and the basic rules of life, something behind all that now sees them as a threat.
"That should do it, really dug in there but I found it!"
She pulls out that screen once more, and types a few things into it before dismissing it.
"Good, they finally realizing I'm talking to them. Oh that brings up a side point! So Melissa, and Nori slash Noire... You are actually at fault for that. ...Technically. Not sure if you need to know 'why' and I need you to remember the important shit. Just know that those things you like are because of you, so there you go."
She laughs.
"But back to the main point. You know how like... a computer works, right? Like if it has some corrupted data or something? Yeah, imagine that happening in real life. That's what happened. You guys got to where Cerulean was supposed to be, but it's data was corrupted, so the world crashed. And then rebooted, filling in what slots it could. That's why Goldenrod is where it is now. The world did it's best to put itself back together again. That's why people, buildings, and continents are missing. That's why you technically didn't exist, and they couldn't find you on records after the crash. But your group is immune to corruption, somehow. So you still had to exist. And that's a problem for reality. It sees you as more corrupted data, even if you technically aren't. Oh! And those cutie glitch monsters chasing you? Yeah that's the corrupted data, seeing you as their own, and they are attempting to assimilate... basically eat you guys for power. And the problem was so far reaching, both sides actually affected the past and attempted to hunt you down there. That's when you first fought those obelisks back in Viridian, if you remember."
She reaches over and grabs something off the desk that appeared out from nowhere.
"Man won't this be a story to tell your kids! I'm sure you and Gwen could make some cute ones. Arceus cookie?"
Missy shows what she grabbed, and it's a plate of cookies in the shape of Arceus.
"He made me this plate and it never runs out."
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Post by ventix on Jul 28, 2020 3:43:15 GMT
Yue gasps. "A plate of never ending cookies?! I'm so jealous!" Yue stuffs a few in her mouths. "Anyways, I know what's going on now, but what are we supposed to do about it?"
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